Outcall: Hotel and home visits
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We all know what getting to first base means, and I hope we all know what counts as a home run, but those second and third base definitions can get kind of tricky. I say we settle and define them! I don't know about you, but I love baseball. Hello, tight white pants! And I'm thrilled that a sport I actually understand plays host to some of the best sexual innuendo around. A few weeks back, we helped a reader who wasn't sure about having the exclusive talk with her guy. When she mentioned they'd gone to second base, we all had different ideas about what it involved. I'd love to get your input on the bases-as-sex definitions.
Okay I actually have the perfect thing. My friend made this a while ago and it has come in handy many times. Don't ask about Base Three. If you can not see, it is actually many more than just four bases. Base Five-Traditional first- Kissing with tongue, boldly kissing, hand on butt over clothing. Base Eight-Gray area between traditional second and third- hand on butt under clothing, hand on genitals over clothing, oral breast stimulation. Base Nine- Traditional third- hand on genitals under clothing with stimulation.
Chat or rant, adult content, spam, insulting other members, show more. Harm to minors, violence or threats, harassment or privacy invasion, impersonation or misrepresentation, fraud or phishing, show more. Yahoo Answers. What is 1st base 2nd base 3rd base in a dating relationships?
Make fun of outdated sexual scorekeeping with the first base meme
Every single tweet begins with sex as the first base, making a point that it is nothing to be ashamed of. However, what follows the first base is changed by each user, creating some pretty odd scenarios. First base: You say we need to talk Second base: He walks, you say sit down, it's just a talk Third base: He smiles politely back at you Home run: You stare politely right on through.